Canadian Fastlane

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

by eville March 7, 2011

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

live fast, die young

bad girls do it well.”
In the context of this song, M.I.A. speaks of “bad girls” in terms of empowerment, calling women across the globe to stand tall against forces that try to oppress them.

live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.

by everyoneshookexposed July 7, 2021

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

Fast Girl

A girl who has little ambition in life. One who parties heavily and lacks purpose, job or career goals.

I want to hit it with that fast girl.

No one wants to date a fast girl.

by MissVirginific September 7, 2010

Feaster

Combination of Fucking and Easter -- A term one can use to excuse oneself from Easter celebrations in order to satisfy the sudden urge to fuck.

Thanks for the family dinner invite on Easter! However, we won't be able to make it as we were thinking of staying in for Feaster this year.

by Papi Royal May 13, 2011

Fast Five

A quick handjob.

Going to see the movie Fast Five, maybe I'll get a fast five

by S. luiy May 22, 2011