Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Electronic Arts

A crappy videogame company who's only good games were the old Medal of Honor games and Dead Space.

But then again, they combined too much Doom and Resident Evil in Dead Space to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.

Hey Joe, wanna go get Battlefield: Bad Company?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about Mercenaries 2?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about the Godfather II?

Nope.

Why not?

Because fucking EA made it!!!!

Screw Electronic Arts.

by General Radec II August 8, 2009

Elephant Pussy

A very fat enlarged vagina!

When Corissa Black wears tight pants and her elephant pussy shows through her yoga pants and makes everyone want to throw up!!

by elephantpuss April 28, 2010

Elenor

Usually brunette, often found in the most comfortable clothes reading a book. Elenor is a rare species, the reasoning for this is the forgotten A within the name.Elenor's are diverse they sometimes think like boys. Elenor's are outgoing but like to be alone.Elenor's are caring people, they are loyal and generous. Some Elenor's are even fangirls! The name Elenor means the light of the world so they don't need sleep. They have a knack for helping others and believe that maybe there really is a brighter future. Elenor is a complete badass.

Elenor is such a fangirl. I know but have you talked to her she is so nice.

Elenor is such a badass wearing leather like that.

Elenor was playing basketball today, we started talking about cars!

by noheavyhearts March 13, 2014

elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."

Elephant girl, go get Carol.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

re-elect Bush

A mating-call of neanderthal racist simple-minded redneck fuckers.

Let's re-elect Bush. Toby Keith kicks ass. Come on Dale Jr. I'm in love with my cousin.

by The Mutant February 8, 2007

electrothermal atomizer

a carbon or metal device through which an electrical current is passed in order to subject substances to heat treatment that isolates and identifies the chemical composition of that substance

"what's the chemical composition of this substance? better use the old electrothermal atomizer..."

by forensics geek November 27, 2003