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by Gfraizer December 12, 2003

battery

Anything having to do with drums, percussion.

My friend does battery for his black metal band.

by zombievomit November 13, 2004

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

gamers battery

when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class

dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?

by Alexander David Ray 1 February 16, 2006

fanny batter

the crust that forms around the hairy gash after a good pounding a goin a few days without a good old scrub

that tastes o so sweet

i aint eatin that till you break that fanny batter away and let me get my purple headed love warriour in

by crypt keeper November 4, 2003

bhatti

the last name of someone who is nice
funny but can be loud and mean if they feel like it

they love to hit people with lightsabers for some wierd reason

person h-
bhatti hits person with lightsaber then makes a dark joke

by human60 November 5, 2019

Battle sweet

A crude or rough rolled blunt

Jimmy rolled a battle sweet in the car.

by El General Pancho V. June 26, 2008