teddy person

A person that you can hug, kiss, squeeze and hold all you want and nothing more then that.

I feel lonely i want my teddy person.

by Deltora January 14, 2008

Teddy

The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy fucked every single grandma.

by Dr.Tedums September 13, 2018

Where's Teddy?

A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.

(After awaking in a drunken haze)

John: Where's Teddy?

Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.

by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011

Teddy

Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.

Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.

by Parkers Class September 26, 2011

Teddybear

A fat and cuddly nigga called Neel

Ma teddybear!

by KuayYedMae September 27, 2022

Teden

Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!

Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?

Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.

by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009

dirty teddy

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.

by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006