ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket?

A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.

Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)

by hare bear September 9, 2010

pocket boxer

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.

Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

Pocket Ridic

A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.

Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...

by Ajsan February 26, 2006

pocketography

a cellphone's camera or camcorder is activated accidentally, and takes multiple pictures of the inside of a person's pocket.

Dude! Your phone's SD card is full of black pictures. I think it went on pocketography mode and took pictures of the inside of your pocket.

by bibiliophile1980 August 9, 2010

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012