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Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.
by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023
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Procrasdebating

Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.

Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.

Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.

Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.

Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
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poocrastination

The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.

Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011
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poocrastination

noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed

See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.

Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
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Precrasturbate

The act of masturbating to put off work, chores or other obligations.
Jim decided to precrasturbate instead of taking out the garbage.
by James D. Winkler December 17, 2012
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Procranstonating

Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.
Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."
by crd637 November 18, 2013
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procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.
Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.
by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014
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