Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023
Get the Reverse-procrastinate mug.Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.
Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.
Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.
Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.
Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.
Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.
Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
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The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
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Get the Precrasturbate mug.Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.
Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."
by crd637 November 18, 2013
Get the Procranstonating mug.Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.
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