Myspace

1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails.

2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint

3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one

4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.

1.
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.

2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.

3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......

4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace

by YourSpace October 13, 2008

myspace

1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila!!!!!

2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"

1. Bob-"wow! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night! WOW!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."

2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"

by dble_w June 18, 2008

MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

myspace

One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.

Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}

by jordiisvainduh May 12, 2006

myspace

The most addictive website around.

Made by Tom and is where scene kids and emos (however the odd chav is some times spotted) can be found. A bit like 'bebo' or 'face party' etc, you meet new people and can add your friends.

scene kid #1: Have you checked your myspace today?

secne kid #2: No dude, I'm getting myspace withdrawal symtoms

scene kid #1: I had like 50 comments waiting for me, I'm so scene

by Chloe Webb May 30, 2006

myspace

The biggest stress-out that ever was, a breeding ground for people who have nothing better to do.

Person#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool

by Bradley Shorter September 14, 2006

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'

JORDANNN FROM MYSPACE THATS A FUCKIN' STALKER.

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it

by SWILBER June 25, 2008