Jeffery

A pile of whale shit that eats anything it encounters.

My dog acts like jeffery when he's outside.

by Judah pikit October 24, 2020

Jeffery Surfer Boi

A hawt boi that has amazing abs. He has great hair, and loves to surf. HE IS A PRO SURFER. A Jeffery boi loves to throw jellyfish at his friends. All the girls are attracted to a Jeffery Surfer Boi. He loves Cheerios. Jeffery Surfer Boi is very tan with dirty blond hair.

“Jeffery Surfer Boi is over there.”
“Yah, he is surfing.”
“He is so hot!”

by Jeffery Surfer Boi May 7, 2021

Dirty Jeff

Jeff Smith of Houston, Texas.

Well-known across the country in the underground scenes of art and music.

Did you see Dirty Jeff last night?

by southfourth October 18, 2010

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

both of yall wrong! there was NO tv sitcom with a family by the last name of 'cosby'. you may be referring to the huxtables, who had the star bill cosby.

"you look cute...in a theo huxtable kind of way"
"really? usually i get al roker."

by whatdaworld January 22, 2004

Jeffing

Doing something that is out of the realm of normal human stupidity. See also retarded

"So I'm doing this Polish chick, right. All of a sudden I get this notion that slamming a vase over her head would be sweet. Ya know, like a donkey punch, except with a vase. Long story short, she filed a lawsuit against me for "assault" and "battery." I didn't hit her with a battery. It was a vase! Stupid court."
-"Dude, you were jeffing then, and you are jeffing now. Get away from me."

by Chief O'Chiefs March 11, 2009

Jeff

A very fucked up malay that eats pork and claims dinosaurs never existed

A: Eh You know Jeff?
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.

by You know ughh October 30, 2016

Double Jeffery

Double Jeffery is what happens when a peson steals from a shop and then gets outside without the alarm going off. If this happens and you are then caught for shoplifting you cannot be affested or prosicuted for any crimes.

Dude where are you going with those things?

It's fine he pulled a Double Jeffery!

by Double Jeffery July 1, 2011