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Dog coffee 

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
Dog coffee by Azzaazza December 31, 2008
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Canadian Coffee Table 

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.
Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.
Canadian Coffee Table by big creek January 28, 2012

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

Devils coffee

She wanted to go down on me, but I had to tell her no, I have the devils coffee brewing
Devils coffee by Doowah February 28, 2011

A little cream in my coffee 

a black girl who dates white guys
I'd date Justin Timberlake, I dont mind a little cream in my coffee

Lukewarm coffee 

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

White Coffee 

a name used by people in the party scene for the drug Cocaine.
I sure could go for a nice cup of white coffee..
White Coffee by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016