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Card Swipe

The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.
by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011
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credit card

1: (n) A piece of plastic with an intangible monetary value behind it.

2: (v) The act of falling on your skateboard when it is in an upright position between your legs, thus giving any spectators the impression that you are swiping your ass with it. This can be followed by pain either in the testicular or anal regions.
by rumbletag December 30, 2002
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credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008
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Cairns

a tiny city in far north Queensland where all the fuck-heads live.

the best gangs kids and fuck go to school at cairns high and redlynch state schools.
the rich snobs go to saint monica's, saint Augustine and T.A.S.

the kids whose parents want them going to a "good school" send them to saint mary's catholic college but don't realised heaps of fuck boys and pedo teachers are there and fights happen 24/7. also, phones are eternally banned.
the area where majority of kids hang out is cairns central or centals/centralz if you are defined as "cool/popular".
cairns is a city for scum kids.
by skeetskeetyeetyeet October 4, 2018
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throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.
hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card
by ian the d February 24, 2004
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pimp card

a card u give to bitches with ur information on it followed by a firm opean palm slap on the ass
i gave some hot bitch my pimp card last night
by moe bitches July 29, 2006
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B-Card

a person's butthole virginity
I almost lost my b-card to the "oops" approach!
by The Chick December 5, 2004
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