b-card

the butthole equivalent of a "V-card"; a symbol of one's burginity

1) hell yeah, I'm still a B-card carrying member

2) I lost everything including my B-card in last night's poker game

by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

B-Card

When you lose your Anal Virginity.

B-card aka Butt Card.

Similar to your V-Card

Clint went downtown last night and was mugged in an alley. Clint's attacker also took Clint's B-Card. Clint got raped

by RichRyder July 24, 2016

B-Card

B-Card is a restricted driver's license in Minnesota that is issued after you get 3 DWI's within a ten year period. Person's who receive a B-card agree to never consume any amount of alcohol for the remainder of their life, whether they are driving or not. Agreeing to this tyranny is the only way to have your driving privilges restored after your 3rd DWI. The back of your driving license states that any use of alcohol or illegal drugs invalidates your license. Any driving or non-driving B-card violations (alcohol comsumed) results in a 3-year termination of your driving privileges.

Once you get a B-card in Minnesota, you are hosed for life.

by SoberDude August 16, 2006

B-Card

a person's butthole virginity

I almost lost my b-card to the "oops" approach!

by The Chick December 5, 2004

Cardi B

Cardi B Stands for Cardiovascular Bronchitis because her music is a disease.

Wow boy that music has Cardi B.

by Eepoppe June 21, 2019

Cardi B

A slang term for going deaf

Man, I think I’m going Cardi B!

by ThatFurretKid June 27, 2020

cardy b

A cardboard version of the actor Ben Hardy who played Roger Taylor in the film Bohemian Rhapsody. The cutout is currently in the possession of co-star Joe Mazzello, who has perpetuated many jokes about a potential relationship between himself and cardboard Ben.

It’s just a bit weird Joe, I mean what exactly are you doing with Cardy B?

by urpalindrome March 13, 2019