zero friend

Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.

Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends

by The legend of Zelda1010101010 August 13, 2016

zeroes

e-cig juice containing no nicotine, or 0%

yo lets bet a buzz before practice

Nah dude I only got zeroes

by shove a watermellon in there November 30, 2016

Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection

Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

ZERO

A loli that is 1000 yrs. Old.
In other words a legal loli.

Shin: I wanna do Zero.

by ZeroX32 February 17, 2018

zero34son

A call of duty and fortnite player who is a complete and utter shitter

Hey that Zero34son kid is a lowteir shitter

by uh hello? March 7, 2018

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018