Wingman's Oath 

The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised

"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"

"I'm down"

"Raise your right hand and say the words"

"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."

"Amen"

Wingman's Oath by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009

windbag 

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

windbag by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

winona discount 

one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted

It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.

winona discount by the destroyer October 30, 2003

wings of redemption 

the fat lazy dumb fuck that lives with his grandpa and sucks shit at Call of Duty, he is also known to be a shit cunt and throw massive rages over the game, he is also been know for saying dumb shit "Look here look LISTEN!!" and "appering offline does not work so stop giving advise you know fucking nothing about

wings of redemption is a fat faggot

wings of redemption by donkaroo June 9, 2018

'Winnipeg summer'

A two-day or three-day weekend.

Pamela mentions to her friend - 'Hey! When's it gonna warm up?' Angie says: Ha-ha, a 'Winnipeg summer' - that's a weekend! Guess you missed it when you went to Toronto last week. Remember, this is Winterpeg we live in. Phoenix - it's not.

'Winnipeg summer' by Century25 September 26, 2013

Wine Mom 

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

Wine Mom by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

winkle picker 

Apparently an old phrase used to describe shoes with very narrow toe at end.

I was wearing my new winkle pickers.

winkle picker by Rob1976 July 28, 2008