Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.

I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.

by The Gomez June 2, 2009

tit slap

To slap someone or something really hard with your tits.

I tit slaped Corey last night and he started crying.

by xxxxirmaryxxx September 14, 2006

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008

Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Hind Tit

To always come in last; Always get the raw deal.

Boy say's to girlfriend "so things are always going to be your way huh, so I am stuck sucking HIND TIT, again!"

by "[LSM] I am McLovin" October 17, 2009

elbow tit

The practice of rubbing an unsuspecting female's breasts with your elbow; usually happens in crowds like bars and concerts

You see that chick with the huge knockers are there? I got some elbow tit off her on the way over here.

by Deez Nuttzz January 30, 2008

tit job

To place a penis between a pair of breast and the woman moves her own breasts, typically with her hands, in a back and fourth motion to stimulate the penis. Similar to a titty fuck, only the woman is doing the work.

male 1> I really want to titty fuck Felica's giant boobs.
male 2> I'm lazy, I'd rather she just gave me a tit job.

by SJB-JD April 24, 2007