shocker

origional, two in the pink with one in the stink

this has been a dream of mine to add this...

shocker..

two in the lust with one in the crust......

by MARK FROM N.J. October 6, 2009

stockholmed

Sometimes, stocklolmed can go both ways

also, "did you hear _ and _ hooked up?"
"I thought she liked latinos and he is asian, and he liked asians and she is african"
"They did, they totally stockholmed themselves"

by stockholmeds September 4, 2009

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

by DonutHoleMole99 July 23, 2019

Trailer Park Shocker

One in the pink and two in the stink.

"She had a fat flabby ass hole, so I did the switcharoo with the shocker".

by Stewlicious August 23, 2004

Stocker

A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.

Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie June 9, 2011