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Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.
Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011
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Pocket dance

1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008
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pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
by AmyT June 28, 2007
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Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.
Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!
by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007
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Party Pocket

The partay pocket - the breast pocket of your most finely pressed shirt. In the depths of this pocket you will find 2 of the stickiest of the ickiest pinnairs and lighter to satisfy your party needs
Man i am drunk as balls what do you say we hit that party pocket and go down to the river and piss on all the homeless people
by the bruijns March 25, 2007
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Pocket mushroom

When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
by Joey 240 December 18, 2016
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puffy pockets

To have stacks of money in your pockets
Gillie da King of Phillie has "Puffy Pockets"!
by m.a.a December 19, 2007
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