pineapple

something you yell when your friend or someone around you looks like they are about to sneeze, it usually causes them to not sneeze and be really annoyed with you

*friend is about to sneeze*
you: PINEAPPLE!!!!
friend: i will murder you in your sleep

by yumyuminmytumtum June 29, 2015

pineapple

when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit

damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares

by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016

pineapple fish

a person with fish lips that get bruises from sucking dick.

she's pineapple fish because she comes to school having bruises on her lips.

by bob 69 09 your mama July 27, 2016

pineapples

Balls that were shaved 2-6 days ago that have just developed new hair follicles

Zoe: What's your boyfriend's "area" like?
Betty: He has amazing pineapples

by AWESOMETRON1026 June 24, 2016