peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019

parker treu

a big hot man

god that big hot man is big and hot, hes a parker treu

by parker treu April 27, 2023

Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020