sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

community penis

Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. It is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled!

She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.

by DEV1OUB February 27, 2020

Pogo-penis

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

by The wingwang man December 7, 2021

Pacek pentek

The hungarian equivalent of suit up saturday. A day of the week when you wear your best suit.

Guys, why don't we have a pacek pentek this week?

by poree January 11, 2023

ten-a-penny

A kind of thing or person that's cheap, or which you can find easily and in large groups.

Don't worry about that band, pop and emo scumbags are ten-a-penny now a days

by Anomas September 11, 2006

Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019