Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.

Big up the Birmingham Massive!

by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018

Massimo

Massimo is a nice mother fucker. Massimo is gonna be your main hoe unless you fuck with. Massimo will fuck you up so hard that you can only breath by sucking other peoples dick. Sometimes even though he fucks you up he shoves Mozzarella cheese down your throat.

I can’t breath I need so dick because Massimo fucked me up.

by Bigcock123456 November 21, 2018

Massive

Somebody who is too inflated and thinks they are better than everybody.

Carl:Hey see Lisa over there?
Joe:Yeah,She is SO massive.
Carl:Yeah she keeps saying she gets all the meat...

by FAT ASS BOI WHO BEATS HIS TINY November 27, 2018

mässisch

A german word that is you to tell someone that you have learned for a math exam really hard for the first time in your life

"Also für meine Verhältnis habe ich mässisch viel gelernt."

by WasMadeInGermany December 3, 2018

Massive Gay

A large gay is defined by, someone adopted from two gays.
Both gays are poor, have no friends, do drugs.

Hey John were you born?

I was born from two fags
You are massive gay

by End mii December 13, 2018

Massive

Massive is a term typically used only in Dublin (most commonly Tallaght) to describe something as being good or great.

Can also be used to say someone looks beautiful or stunning, however can get you into a lot of trouble if the recipiant doesn't understand the term.

Keep in mind that it's not something you'd say to describe somewhere or someone, but rather something (I.E., a artical of clothing, food, a night out.)

Instead you should say "They're the craic!" Rather than "They're massive." When referring to them alone.

Girlfriend: "Do you like me dress?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah, 's massive on yah."
- - -

"That food was massive."
"Ya' look proper massive"

by CyberTropolis March 30, 2019

Massimo

A unpredictable sometimes rude guy

He's so rude he must be a Massimo

by Dude shaw April 9, 2019