smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"

by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

ate grapes

to ejaculate

I was getting down with this hottie and I prematurely ate grapes.

by Gangyl February 10, 2009

Love grape

Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!

by melissa king March 7, 2009

Cheese Graters

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Man-grape

(noun) - a testicle.

Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!

Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Rusty Grape

The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity

I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape

by 1212332 September 3, 2015