epic fail

a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.

johnny v is an epic fail.

by hahaa. December 18, 2009

The Fail

Detroit, Michigan USA

Nigga at the Chicago Greyhound station: Where u goin black?
Nigga 2: The Fail
Nigga 1: Detroit?
Nigga 2: yea

by DEAbitch May 24, 2018

Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover May 11, 2011

FAIL

F-antastic
A-nd
I-intenslty
L-ikeable

an opposite version of fail; a compliment to a person or project

that picture you drew was FAIL.

by memyselfialways January 12, 2009

Siena Fail

A fail of epic proportions by a person named siena

That is such a Siena fail!

by GilyGilpin November 1, 2010

fail safe

a ripped or broken latex condom

"<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Fail

Getting laid in the back of an old chevy with a chick whos face resembles 6 day old chili and getting crabs from the back seat.

Brown bag ala crabs, fail.

by failness August 13, 2008