Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.

Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

Ineffable clusterfuck

When something or someone is so fucked up there are no longer words to describe their complete dumbassery..

The ineffable clusterfucks are back at it again, running their one eye worn suckers about bullshit to stay relevant…..

by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025

Click clack clatterback

Used when telling someone when they want somebody back, or telling somebody they should get back together. or used to harass somebody about a past boy/ girlfriend.

Brendon: hey Matthew

Matthew: what

Brendon: click clack clatterback

Matthew: Fuck you

Brendon: c'mon I'm just kidding. but I'd fuck her

by SharkorSirFinn November 28, 2012

Bermuda gear clasher

When two females are in the sexual act of scissoring and a male attempts to penetrate in between that sexual act

Bro bro bro, last night I caught Lori and Heather scissoring and I tried to Bermuda gear clasher that shit

by Oh not that guy November 20, 2019