blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

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Blumpkin

A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.

"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."

"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."

by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021

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Blimping

(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.

Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.

Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.

by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021

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