Chili Wagon

When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.

Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.

by MAdub January 1, 2024

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024

War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.

Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!

by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024

wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023