swamp twat

a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!

yuckkkkkkkkk we smelled that nasty swamp twat creepin up on us...

by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010

MAGA-Twatwaffle

Hypocritical Trump extremist who gives Christians a bad name.

Shanda is a MAGA-Twatwaffle.

by KarmaComes January 26, 2017

twan

Someone who is the most extraordinary of the extraordinary. This person is considered a god amongst men and is also known to be called a king of kings.

Im better than you, infact i am better than everyone. I'm just on another level, I am Twan.

by The_Real_God. May 9, 2009

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

twanger

A small instrument made from an egg box, or empty tissue box with elastic bands as used and made by the cast of 'Rainbow'

I used my twanger in orchestra practise last night.

by Cecilia February 12, 2004

TWAIN

Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.

by w00x January 8, 2004