Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

splashback

The memory of a previously experienced wet dream.

Hey man, the other day i had the most righteous and kickass wet dream. I totally just remembered, what a great splashback.

by Kwanna LayM3 May 30, 2010

splash damage

the worst kind of damage

the damn negro beaver splash damged me while i was walking to lipinskis

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

450 Splash

When a man is about to climax, he pulls out, climbs onto the top rope, performs a 450 splash into the gash and busts a nut.

When John was about to cum, he pulled out of Anna, climbed to the top rope, did a gnarly 450 splash right into her. Only bad thing is that his condom flew off during rotation and now shes pregnant.

by POOPANTS17 November 3, 2017

SPLAT

A youth club in the area of Droitwich (UK) for teens, things often get broken but it's a LOT of fun :)

"Are you going to SPLAT on Saturday night?"

by urbdictaddict January 22, 2008

Splash Down from Down Town

a wrestling maneuver in which once a man is on the mat his opponent shits on his chest the does an ass dive on the pile to send it every where!

yo Dazzling Danny Devious just gave Tomestone a Splash Down from Down Town, Man i think i just caught a chunk in my eye!! eeeewwwwwwwww!!

by Dan Grzebein Jr October 6, 2005

Splash and Dash

When a woman allows a male to hit it (Have Sex) and never calls back.. Similar to rip and dip but in this case the woman is the one dipping.

That bitch Splash and Dashed my ass.

by MazeMiami January 10, 2010