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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
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Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017
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penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .
Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...
by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016
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Penguins

A person who gets along intimately with the same sex but is also autistic. Their behavior is rapid or unusual ,almost like the animal. -Be mindful of how It can be a bit of a deragatory way to refer to a neurodiverse homosexual. Most times its intended to be used by someone of that catogorey ,more playful.
Look at those Penguins flirting again.
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
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