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muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...
‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’
by el creator May 6, 2021
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muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.
This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.
by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022
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Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
by Philatio January 12, 2023
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muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.
I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’
by labiarabia January 12, 2023
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Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so
Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"
by DontAsk_ThisWasAJoke April 27, 2023
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muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.
My muff mucous ruined my underwear.
by DesertSancho August 3, 2023
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