Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

red badge of gayness

A slang term used to acknowledge that someone has AIDS.

Dude, freddy mercury got pinned with the red badge of gayness.

by gesis January 29, 2005

BadgerBadgerBadger

I great website, where we have changed the sayings into ways of rating women

Snake = Best
Snadger
Badger
Badgeroom
Mushroom = Worst

Shes a bit of a mushroom, i disagree, a Badgeroom!

by MrBadger May 12, 2004

badger milk

you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal

and 2 grams of olive oil

by phiork macintork July 3, 2004

Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia

badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea

by Hi-Ho-Horho December 25, 2008