Sundaysomnia

When you can't sleep on Sunday night because if you fall asleep it will be Monday.

I got a bad case of Sundaysomnia. Josh texted to his friend at 3am.

by botanicole21 October 30, 2017

sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.

Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020

sunidh

Sunidh is made for being a husband and dad. he loves his children, and would prefer 4 children. he is unconditionally funny and hilarious, and would do good things for those he loves. he is very smart and gets a good job, ends up with a very smart sexy wife that helps lives every day and gets paid more money than him, and becomes overly large. He might start a habit of farting a lot if the wife is also funny and easygoing, and he always fantasizes about the future. He knows how to have fun, and will play with anyone who needs cheering up. he is definitely an excellent father, and should always be treasured. he does fake shows about getting sexy with his wife, even when she pushes him away, she still finds it funny. he knows how to find a good wife that will deal with his funniness, nonsense, and sexiness.

"Damn, I wish I had Sunidh for a dad."
"I know, it's the best. last night we went to the movies and then a waterpark........"

by prettythingLOL November 26, 2021

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012

Dirty Sunday

The second Sunday in October- a rastafarian holiday of debauchery

We will be in Portland for dirty sunday

by fidgety2 October 14, 2016

Meme Sundae

Meme Sundae is ice cream with perfect memes and busted nuts all over.

Andrew, "I'm gonna bust exxxtra nuts on my Meme Sundae."
Lucy, "Exxxtra Nuts on my Meme Sundae."

by Fire Donut May 7, 2017