rubbing out the kids

Another term for masturbating!

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

by assographer March 2, 2018

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob

"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

throat rub

Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.

Can i give you a throat rub, Becky? Then I'll take you for a mustache ride.

by Duckie45895 June 1, 2016

gravy rub

At the completion of intercourse, the final, vigorous stroke as ejaculation commences.

Watching some cows mating, a farmer might saw "yep, there he goes, there's the gravy rub."

by Secretfrown May 30, 2016

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

Buckle rubbing

A southern phrase that means grinding and/or dry humping that usually leads to sexual intercourse.

Me and Caroline went out last night and before we knew it we were buckle rubbing and the rest is history

by Dietdoctorpepper6701 May 19, 2016

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016