Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
by haneman November 05, 2006
A complete moron. A fucktard, an idiot, a nincompoop, somebody who doesn't know the most basic of things and every time they open their mouth shit falls out.
Master P: If you don't bring back my mothafuckin money or my mothafuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't even gon see New Year's!
Normal person: Uh...Christmas comes before New Year's you fucking moron, at least try to get the most basic facts straight first before you start talking all that shit.
Master P: Uuuuuuuhhhhh!
Normal person: Uh...Christmas comes before New Year's you fucking moron, at least try to get the most basic facts straight first before you start talking all that shit.
Master P: Uuuuuuuhhhhh!
by Icy Wyte July 07, 2022
Main Entry:
mas·ter awe·some
Function:
pronoun
1: An amazing super hero turned super villain with no real "super powers" just incredible skills with pistols and swords.
2: (a) An incredibly awesome guy who is unrivaled in everything he does (b) an egoistical loser (c) me...
mas·ter awe·some
Function:
pronoun
1: An amazing super hero turned super villain with no real "super powers" just incredible skills with pistols and swords.
2: (a) An incredibly awesome guy who is unrivaled in everything he does (b) an egoistical loser (c) me...
1: Wow! Master Awesome is so awesome, to bad he turned evil!
2: Dude, Master Awesome is crazy, I wish I could be like him!
2: Dude, Master Awesome is crazy, I wish I could be like him!
by Master Awesome October 17, 2007
when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "All OK jumpmaster"
Noodles and Smeduim were getting head, and pulled off the jump master. But Giggles got it from a dude!
by thobobtim February 23, 2008
Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
by Man123 August 25, 2012
1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).
1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.
by betty April 04, 2004