soda jerk 

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum

The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...

soda jerk by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

dry jerk (DJ) 

when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......

Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.

dry jerk (DJ) by skeeza December 25, 2007

Circle Jerk 

The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?

These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.

Circle Jerk by w5 February 23, 2005

Circle Jerk 

1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"

Circle Jerk by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006

caribbean jerk 

when a girl sits on top of you and you eat her pussy while she jacks you off

timmy "dude did you hear about what jessica gave matt last night?"

nathan "yeah man i heard she gave him a caribbean jerk

caribbean jerk by dumbchode September 1, 2009

Circle Jerk 

Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.

I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.

Circle Jerk by Aaron September 29, 2004

cl jerk 

a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local

the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.

cl jerk by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008