Jeisouu

Jeisouu resembles betrayal . He was beloved by the 3 guardians of shrek (querini, vaginaeater and vasilis) . To them he was a god. But then he blocked them and threatened them. He became an evil god who sought to destroy shrek and his guardians. This act is written in both the religion and history books in 17 countries including Nigaland (where it happened) . It is known as the great betrayal .

*IN THE CHURCH*

‘‘If jeisouu ever comes back from his infinite form we need to kill him’’

by vaginaeater24 October 25, 2019

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jelisabeth

She is the definition of a BAD BITCH, she is that girl , nobody can beat her, she is perfect , she will fuck you UP if you come for her. PERIOD. If you dont have a jelisabeth in your life your life sucks.

That girl is SO BEAUTIFUL SHE IS SUCH A JELISABETH

I WANT TO BE JELISABETHS FRIEND

by Jelisabeth December 11, 2019

Jewis

A white boy named Lewis who went to a Jewish school.

Guy number 1: "Mate have you seen that new kid, think his name is Lewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"

Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"

by Sauvage123 December 23, 2019