Gamer Shit

When playing a video game and you leave to take an extraordinarily fast shit. You squeeze as hard as you can to expel your shit as fast as you can to get back to your game with little time wasted.

“Hold on I’ll be right back. Gotta go take a phat gamer shit.”

by ShadowPlayer456 June 8, 2022

Gamers Wrist

Gamers wrist, a medical term to describe pain in the wrist from long hours of gaming, holding controllers and swiping your mouse left to right on whatever game you can. It’s like athlete’s foot but for gamers wrists.

Yesterday I was playing for 6 hours non stop and now I have gamers wrist. I need to rest it for a bit.

by Rampstop October 6, 2021

Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Golden gamer

A sexy badass who destroys everything. He is a gift from the gods

That guys a real golden gamer

by Gold man September 22, 2016

Gamer Epiphany

The self realization of being anti-semetic.

"I had a gamer epiphany when i realized why my jewish gym owner wouldnt turn on the ac

by Chad Swag July 12, 2020

Gentlemen Gamer

Gentlemen Gamers are grown men who hold steady jobs, exercise and live relatively normal lives but play video games on the down low.

John is a low-key gentlemen gamer. Works his ass off in finance by day and secretly loves blowing shit up in C.O.D. by night. Would never admit it, tho.

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Epic Gamer

Meghan

Meghan is the epitome of epic gamer because she crushes anyone in her path

by Tickleistickle November 19, 2021