English teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020

Olde English Bulldogge

A recreation of the original victorian age Bulldog of the 17th and 18th century. See definition for "Bulldogge"

Can be seen at: www.rockroll.com

by Linda Harper December 21, 2004

the little engine who could

a verry dirty book that is sexual in a non-violent way and a very subtle sexual book

"have you ever read 'the little engine who could?"
"yeah what a dirty book!"

by realsydneyandkayla January 22, 2009

Rev your engine

To turn your girlfriend or boyfriend on with dirty talk and role playing

Baby I’ll rev your engine!

by Sexy Bunny babe February 22, 2018

engineer

an individual with extreme mathematical mechanical electrical physiological and other type knowledge. usually has limited knowledge or interest in all things liberal arts. usually has loathing of scientists who never contribute anything to society. are personally responsible for critical features of the earth such as terran rotation, gravity, the speed of light, and heisenberg's uncertainty principle and can change any of these principles with the power of thought.

engineers mke the world work, and often they have very good rapport with members of the opposite sex as long as they are fellow engineers and not skank liberal arts wastes of life and tuition

by bmedork January 4, 2004

ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.

by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007

English Orgasm

The sexual sensation when one is aroused by the utterance of a word.

Warning: When reading this definition, one might be aroused. Don't be frightened if you feel inhibited to perform a sexual act... On a partner... roommate... or oneself...

Computer: "Apocalypticism- Messaniac tendencies."
Erika: "Say that five times fast! ;) "
Tal: "I think I just had my first English Orgasm."

by Telair October 14, 2009