The Detroit Triple Combo Special

The act of laying pipe, laying pipe, and laying pipe; that is to say, all three definitions of the idiom "laying pipe" (having anal sex, taking a large shit, and breaking someone's kneecaps with a pipe) are combined into one beautiful activity. This event can often be seen taking place between the inebriated, homeless, and/or crackheads of Detroit, hence the naming.

Michigan dweller 1: "Hey man you're an M and a shit guy, right?"
Michigan dweller 2: "Hell yeah!"
Michigan dweller 1: "Well I found this crackhead chick who said she'd give you The Detroit Triple Combo Special for only 40 bucks!"
Michigan dweller 2: "Damn dude, this'll be the best birthday of my life!"

by xXSwagDaddy69Xx September 11, 2022

Humanoid Artoo-Detoo

a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.

Lets go humanoid artoo-detoo the nieghbors husband, he's been acting like a dick lately

by Gessika October 29, 2012

Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector

That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.

Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Las Vegas Detox

The frequent sabbatical to Las Vegas that is taken by Greg to allow his team to recover after too much “work/life balance”.

Thank God the call centre team leader has gone on sabbatical. I’ve been needing a Las Vegas Detox for a while as I can’t afford another liver transplant

by Ferret UK September 20, 2019

Weed is detremental to you.

Im just doing this for a health assigment and Im too lazy to do this shit properly.

Weed is detremental to you. Is me just being too lazy to desgin a mug so im using this.

by Andrewlicker2000 September 20, 2022

hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.

Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "

by Kedielover April 30, 2023

Detroit

1. The city everyone talks shit about without neva setting foot in Michigan

2. Full of black people, white people are an endangered species

3.Best sport teams

4. Arabs own everything

5.Hoodrats, baby mama drama, ho central

6. Nicest ghetto downtown, best skyline

7. has many wannabe cities such as: Cleveland, windsor, camden, THE WHOLE OHIO!

8.over 800,000 people with crazy city borders

9. hypest highschools, neighborhoods, underground rappers

10. best underdog city in midwest

P2-net: where are you from?
P1-net: Detroit
P2-net..... Are you in a gang?
P1-net No! damnit i just live here asshole

313 FOR LIFE!

by nobiz September 7, 2007