Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.

I'm runnin low, beer me.

by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

beer piss

Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.

Preferred by gays into water sports.

Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

BEER

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 14, 2003

beer

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005