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water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.
Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"
water cooler smile by hecking log November 17, 2017
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water booty 

when u shit and it liquid
my stomach was rumbling after I had that chilli I instantly knew I had water booty
water booty by Dejaiya December 5, 2017

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.
Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

Water Dusting

Resembles snowfall in warmer climates but is actually the result of freezing dew in the early hours of the morning.
The colder weather caused water dusting on the rooftops that resembles the look of snow.
Water Dusting by BenRoberts March 8, 2018

water the cat 

To lay down some good good.
Ex: omg girl I was at his house last night and he said he was gonna water the cat and it Was the best sex ever!!
water the cat by PeppermintSpice October 6, 2018

Water stain 

In theory , a water stain is nothing more than a sad story of an illegitimate oil field bro who acquired his job from jarred Peters back in 2011 at Grady rentals. The term water, and the relation to Clyde’s life .. as we reflect on its said existence.. is supposed to be clean. However it is not. It is tainted with filth and cigarette smoke from behind the skate station where Clyde would perform suck wang on Kurt mayhew for menthols. Which in return leaves a stain. And Clyde has been a stain ever since he dyed his hair like slim shady in middle school and thought he was sweet when he would do wheelies in his shitty as tired wheelchair cause he broke his fuckin leg or something idk fuck you Clyde your mega cab was mega stupid ... fuck you

-Webster’s dictionary 2017
Clyde’s mom-

my grocery list doesn’t have detergent on it, because that water stain is never going anywhere———— yeet
Water stain by Even pp October 29, 2018

water bringer 

a fish that brings water with it wherever it goes.
hey gill look, that fish is one hell of a water bringer.