Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

Zombie Snow

Slang for cocaine

"It's not a party without some Zombie Snow!"

by Zombie Snowman October 21, 2011

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.

Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn

by zjohns May 19, 2010

Zelda Zombie

1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda

I've been playing Legend of Zelda so much this weekend that I've turned into a Zelda Zombie

by gothicgirl143 March 12, 2012

Furniture Zombie

When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.

Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.

by TheFurnitureGal April 26, 2011