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Definitions by SoAwake

Screen Zombie 

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.
I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.
Screen Zombie by SoAwake November 23, 2016