PTLFHIG

Praise the lord for he is good.

Oh have you heard that song “PTLFHIG”. Man it’s so wholly

by fireball11 December 14, 2017

PTS

Pancake Tit Syndrome: A girl with tits that are flat but wide, almost looking like pancakes.

Wow, Devon has a serious case of PTS.

by YeemoDino January 18, 2018

PTMSD

Post traumatic math stress disorder.

“As soon as Jonathan saw numbers, he instantly had ptmsd.”

by lightning4454 May 21, 2018

PTFD

Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.

Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.

by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019

PTS

The pure art and the skill of being able to link peng tings without being a beg. Simply having the special ability to keep the peng ones on your radar and not become a DTS

It is essential for the LADz to all be PTS's, cah we are all able to link peng ones.

by Kay.Bedz05 May 18, 2019

Ptaradactyle

When idiots try to write pterodactyl but are too dumb to actually spell it correctly.

Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*

by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019

PTSOP

"Put That Shit On Paper" A command or direction given to document something (usually in an email or memo) said that will be forgotten or easily confused. This is a cover your ass methodology commonly used in the military.

PTSOP that the contractor said in a meeting they would have it done by Friday! I do not want them coming back saying they didn't know when they miss that date.

by CrashEMT February 19, 2020