Jonothon

Someone who operates on the audacity-to-brain ratio of 10:1. Dumb as a rock, yet somehow convinced they’re Einstein. Leaves disaster and eye-rolls in their wake.

Classic Jonothon—still telling stories no one believes.

by Victimoffraud September 3, 2025

Jonathan

Someone, Ten trillionaire

Jonathan

by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

Jonathan

Jonathan is a nice very intelligent man who has a huge crush on Layla

"Jonathan"

by Sigmaboi6741 December 20, 2025

jonas jonathan gustaffson

Little asscrack with chicken breast's.

Bro you are such a jonas jonathan gustaffson

by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017

spicy_jonathan

Some kid with the single greatest Instagram meme page of all time.

Brandon: Hey dude, I just followed spicy_jonathan ! His memes are incredible!!
Mike: spicy_jonathans meme page keeps me from ending it all!

by ooooouuuuuuuffff September 14, 2017

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.

Giovanni Spano: "We need sister Jonathan. Do we? Okay. "

by sister 5.0 November 3, 2018