Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”

"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"

by OC2025 July 21, 2025

Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.

Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!

by SpoonfulOfKraut July 4, 2018

cloot goggles

Fuck clout it’s called cloot

I have cloot goggles

by It’s cloot not clout April 20, 2018

Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.

(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”

by whatuplur October 5, 2022

Goggle

A Computer Destructive Website For People Who Misspelled Google.com

Person: Tries To Enter Google.com But Misspells it as Goggle.com
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT GOOGLE.COM!

by randompersonthattellsyoustuff August 10, 2020

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !

Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.

by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019

Perv Goggle

Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;

I’m walking out of the store. I got perv goggled so bad in there.

by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022