zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.

She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.

"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020

Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.

He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie

by mmoonstars May 16, 2016