2 definitions by Cactusneedlesprinkles

Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.

"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"