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The Walter 

Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.
She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.
The Walter by thewalter02 November 13, 2012
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All Walter 

Australian slang Created in the suburb of murwillumbah. Saying something is Walter, or all Walter means Something is all alright or ok. ( Walter white ) = (white) = (right)

“It’ll be Walter”
Charlie is a cop anyway so if we get pinched “it’s all Walter”

“She said I seemed sad, but I’m Walter”.
All Walter by Donrad January 8, 2020

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.
I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

Sexy Granny Walter 

Sexy Granny Walter is a extra sexy Granny.
Julian: Hey my grandma is a sexy Granny Walter

Adam: really? I love them.

My name is Walter Hartwell White 

Walter Basically fucking doxxing himself while talking about his Confession
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

wastewasteman 

a man that is a bit more then wasteman, but far less then wastewastewasteman.
max reiser is a wastewasteman
wastewasteman by Peter Ian STAKER February 17, 2008