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TOAS: Tits On A Stick.

Comes from a thin woman that has large breast either from a breast job or natural.
That is one fine TOAS.

Man I'd love to get with that TOAS.

Ashley is the greatest TOAS ever!
by Alex Whyte December 17, 2004
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Tats

a slang word for Tattoo, tattoo is an ink drawing permantly on ones body.
Whoever "Ryan" is that made the first Tats definition is fucking stupid becuase tats are definatly not tits
by Jill February 19, 2005
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toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'
-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"
by Chrissers July 18, 2006
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Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009
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Toast

1) Too much; I can't; no more
2) a lovely breakfast serving
Guy 1: You want to finish this roach?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Toast.

Example 2:
Waitress: What would you like to order?
Girl: I'd like a bacon omelet with a side of rye toast with butter.
by Mrs. Sirius Black January 25, 2009
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thats horn

pure awsomeness, amazing, unbeleivably attractive, satisfication of a completed task, out of this world, great, hot.

not used to describe a person on their looks, used to describe how good an object looks
Chris: "What do you think of Country Roads shopfront?"

Craig: "Oohh mate, thats horn!!"
by CRB Constructions May 23, 2009
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toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.
My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.
by cinch January 3, 2012
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