The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.
Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.
"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
by 윗닉 November 12, 2013
Get the flap snap mug."Snickity Snap" is an up and coming phrase in the gangster world. “Snickity Snap” has no meaning, it is just a stupid saying that people say such as “Snap, dayyyyummn, and woot.” In truth, this is just a spurious phrase that I concocted when this guy was asking me for a quarter.
PD: Ey yo, can i get a quarta?
Me: SNICKITY SNAP!?!?!
PD: quarter... anybody please....
Me: snickity snap....?
Me: SNICKITY SNAP!?!?!
PD: quarter... anybody please....
Me: snickity snap....?
by Casey Martin June 2, 2004
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Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
by Reasonwriter703 February 11, 2012
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Get the Ghost Snap mug.When a person inserts his or her finger into another persons asshole and snaps his fingers. Oh sweet times!
by R Dub December 21, 2007
Get the the oh snap mug.typically a girl who has loads of so called boy friends who plays with boys emotions and hoes about with everyone usually girls named paige or Charlotte
boy1:I really like her
boy2:I wouldn't she has a high snap score shes probably a hoe who will play you.
boy2:I wouldn't she has a high snap score shes probably a hoe who will play you.
by Peppa pig123 February 28, 2021
Get the high snap score mug.the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.
the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"
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